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I fed the troll.
But man, it was fun.
So, the infamous Westboro Baptist Church came to my school today, actually, not to my school, but out front of it because that's the farthest they can be, law permitting, but I digress. Anyway, when I first hear news of this visitation, I wasn't too excited, but when I saw how close they were, I couldn't help myself.
I got me and my friends to do this while singing this all the while being as flamboyant as humanly possible.
The peak was definitely when two female acquaintances I had frenched, and then me and my male friend did the same.
Yeah, it was pretty great.
It involved me trying to set myself on fire. Only the fire didn't kill me, so I just sat there bored until eventually I found a knife and stabbed my temple with it. I still didn't die, and better yet, my blood was flaming liquid so I shot it at political figures I hated.
Then I flew around for a little.
I think I'm a horrible person for seemingly no reason. Thoughts of suicide are rampant.
So today I carved my friend's name into my arm
Posted by TheSilverGuitar Oct. 27, 2009 @ 8:08 PM EDTAnd my teacher bitched the fuck out of me.
And I was all "PEESHAW LIKE IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS"
And she was all "I AM A CUNT"
today was a fuck.
