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TheSilverGuitar

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: Tampa, Alligatorland
Job: Sex pervert

I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three fingered humdinger. I'm a bona fide Supraman.

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TheSilverGuitar

I'm a winner

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 23, 2009 @ 7:31 PM EST

1) Go to wikipedia

2) Type "Jayceon Terrell Taylor" in the searchbar

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I WILL PARODY MYSELF

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 22, 2009 @ 6:18 PM EST

Because Dan won't.

OH LOOK I'M ELVIS HERE'S MY SHITTY ATTEMPT AT BEING ARTISTIC OR AVANT GARDE OR WHATEVER
also here i like to contradict myself and use shitty grammar to be sarcastic lololo i'm fanny

ALSO I LOVE VIRGILIA

ALSO I OVERUSE THE WORD ALSO

ALSO PICTURE OF HENRY SPENCER BECAUSE I LIKE CINEMA

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Just had an out of body experience.

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 21, 2009 @ 9:38 PM EST

So, I was brain orgasming as I usually do, only instead of breathing for 25 seconds, I did thirty.
My friends were a bit vague on the details, but apparently I fell backwards, which is probably true because my ass and the back of my head hurt like fuck, and that I was out for like a minute.

Now, usually, when I do this, I see green lights and zooming really really fast on blurry streets, but this time, I saw everything I wanted to do with my life before I died (which I won't share, because it's rather personal). The thing is, I saw it in what seemed to be real time. I actually felt all the years passing by, and when that was done, I saw my physical self and kind of just went into it like they did at the end of Hercules.

This is probably one of the scariest things you can ever be faced with, an out of body experience. I felt like I had died, which makes this the second time today I almost died.

Or I'm just being overdramtic.

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FUN TIMES AWAIT ME THIS HOLIDAY

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 20, 2009 @ 5:16 PM EST

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I have a secret

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 18, 2009 @ 8:53 PM EST

I'm gay

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Things today that made me boner.

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 18, 2009 @ 4:23 PM EST

In seventh period, we had a notebook check, and my notebook was passed to some other kid, who, after seeing what I wrote on the back cover, inquired loudly "Elvis, what the heck is "daw grape"?"
Lols were had.

Also, on the way to my next period, I saw a black kid in a purple shirt with the Kool Aid man's face on it. I pounded my chest and said "GO STEREOTYPES" to him.

Also, some kid I kind of know (what is very homophobic) saw me in the halls, and held out his arms, and we embraced for a good five seconds. It was pretty great.

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so yeah my life is pretty uneventful

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 17, 2009 @ 6:44 PM EST

I've not engaged in any debauchery recently.
I've not had my mind blown by something someone said
I've not dreamed about immolating myself.

Yep.

Not.

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I pissed off a Jew today

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 16, 2009 @ 8:36 PM EST

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IGNORE THAT OTHER POST

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 15, 2009 @ 4:12 PM EST

Everything is okay now.

everything.

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Expect my activity to diminish

Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 15, 2009 @ 9:45 AM EST

On the Internet and real life.

Have fun without me

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