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So, I'll just be sitting in class, listening to my teacher lecture, and all of a sudden everything slows down, like really, I can even see the clock moving slower, and then I'll start to feel the words she says pass through my ear and into my brain.
Then, I'll start seeing stuff, like a volcano outside the window suddenly appears and fucks us all over.
Serious. For like the last few weeks, I've felt like I'm (and I apologise for being a cliche here) losing my grip on reality. I know I'm not dreaming either, because I can adjust light levels just fine. All of it seems ridiculously real, but at the same time, it's like I'm not even aware of it, or I am, but I accept it. I'm always light headed and feel like I'm dreaming, but I'm not, because if I was, then I wouldn't be writing this right now.
Or maybe I've been dreaming for the last two years and all you fine people only exist in my mind, like a mass collection of Tyler Durdens.
I haven't done marijuana in a few days and I haven't done acid in a few weeks, so we can rule that out.
HALP
- I came up with the idea for one of those celebrity GPS things with Douglas Rain as the voice.
- I finally autofelated
- I got caught autofelating
- MSN sessions are getting rather steamy
- I want to autofelate again
- Joe is a magical man for showing me this
Also, I made a listylist
10. Richard Linklater
9. Hitchcock
8. David Fincher
7. Quentin Tarantino
6. David Lynch
5. Joe Bradburn
4. Aronofsky
3. Harmony Korine
2. Lars von Trier
and
1. KUBRICK
Today I will break my friend's marijuana virginity
Posted by TheSilverGuitar Nov. 11, 2009 @ 10:44 AM ESTAnd I'll write about it when it's over.
edit: K yeah it was pretty great lol
Updated: 11/11/09 1:51 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!FUCK YOU JOE
N***A I STILL HAS MORE THAN YOU
I fed the troll.
But man, it was fun.
So, the infamous Westboro Baptist Church came to my school today, actually, not to my school, but out front of it because that's the farthest they can be, law permitting, but I digress. Anyway, when I first hear news of this visitation, I wasn't too excited, but when I saw how close they were, I couldn't help myself.
I got me and my friends to do this while singing this all the while being as flamboyant as humanly possible.
The peak was definitely when two female acquaintances I had frenched, and then me and my male friend did the same.
Yeah, it was pretty great.
