-Listen to DSOTM.
-Hang around Wal*Mart's garden section at night and smell the Christmas trees they've already put out.
-Wear jackets because they make me feel awesome.
-Am sober.

Or any combination of the four.

So today was relatively cold for Florida, and I brought a jacket to school. Obviously it rose to like eighty degrees around lunch, so I took it off. I balled it up and pretended it was my child, throwing it down and stomping on it and such.

So, in seventh period, I gave it a face. Got a few laughs from my casual friends in that class when I named it "Damien", gave it a voice, and said "Elvis isn't here right now. This is Damien". Shit was fun.

But then, in ninth period, some bitch stood up and yelled to my teacher "THIS KID IS TALKING TO A DOLLLLL. HE'S LIEK TRUBBELED, TEESHER".
My ninth period teacher saw Damien, and "felt it best for me to go to the school counselor". Normally, my teacher is cool, but today she was dicky.

Anyway, I went, still clutching Damien to my chest, to the office. I did my best Hannibal Lector, and eventually did my infamous fake cry after few minutes after she suggested they take Damien away.

This is Damien.

GIVE ME SOMETHING I'VE NOT HEARD

Please.

70 degrees may still be pretty hot, but at least it's an improvement. Can't wait for late November - early February.

Also, I just cried for like twenty minutes for no reason at all and jesus do I feel amazing now

Also, Koffing really should have had the skull and crossbones below his face and if you think otherwise you're a harlot.

Also, I made this ages ago and found it on my computer.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: wut
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: BEEN TRYING
You: TO MEET YOU
You: MMMM
You: HEY
You: MUST BE
You: A DEVIL
You: OR WHORES IN MY HEAD
You: WHORES AT THE DOOR
You: OR WHORE IN MY BED
You: BUT HEY
You: WHERE
You: HAVE YOU
You: BEEN
Stranger: that's the reason for cow's to kill themselves
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: how r u dear ??
You: I think Wise products are greatly underrated
You: Thoughts?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: I'M HAVING A SEIZURE HELP
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: f
You: "hi!"
You: Yes, f, a letter.
You: Good job.
You: dsfhlj
You: I love you
Stranger: oh
You: I think our children should be boy girl boy
You: and should be spaced out by 3+ years
Stranger: yes
You: Because of the psychological effect and whatnot
Stranger: from
You: TELL SYD HE'S A FASCIST PIG
You: DO IT
Stranger: pink pig
You: D:
You have disconnected.
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You: What colour are your eyes?
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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And the best for last:

Oh, the limitless free music I can now obtain.

I hate myself for enjoying this song.

So I was partially molested today.

And now for some songs that make me nostalgia.

THEY GOT A RANCH THEY CALLLLL

Also I had a dream last night in which I was hallucinating. I woke up with the biggest fucking headache ever.

on my birthday