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And I sure as hell ain't making my own thread this year.

HE BOUGHT ME A SODA AND MOLESTED ME IN THE PARKING LOT
Posted by TheSilverGuitar Oct. 8, 2009 @ 4:33 PM EDTSo, today, I was walking from first period to homeroom. My homeroom is an isolated building, separate from the main school. As I was walking into the entrance of said building, a rather beautiful creature caught my eye.
'Twas a butterfly, about two inches long, the largest and grandest butterfly I'd ever seen, perched on the side of the entrance, slowly flapping its wings, ready to take off. I gazed at it curiously when it flew down, my mind picturing the Blue Danube Waltz accompanying its graceful descent.
But instead, there was only the discordant, sharp, shrill screams of a few freshmen that were seemingly terrified by it. The butterfly was still on the ground, and they all scattered into the building while still making the horrible noise. I called out after them, saying mean things about how I wanted them dead with other assorted expletives, but instead, a teacher "had a talk" with me about that.
Later, as I was walking out of the building to my third period, The butterfly was in the same spot as before, only it's end was smashed into the ground and its wings gaze involuntary spasms. What a travesty, I thought to myself.
To avoid seeing the creature in its current state, I took the long way around the building into my next class, which was dreadfully boring.
Going to sixth period, which is lunch, I met up with my friends by the vending machine we always go to, and I notice the butterfly was dead, on the water fountain, its wings crumpled up like a piece of used paper.
I cried.
TL;DR: I have a vagina.
Also, today, it was "DECADE DAY YAAAAAY", as part of Homecoming week, and on this particular day, we had to dress up like we were from a certain decade. Obviously I didn't partake, but like 90% of the individuals doing it went as hippies, but they were all doing it wrong. The costumes looked so cheesy, like they were for Halloween or something. Everyone knows the only way to be a hippie is to wear shitty clothing, have one (ONLY ONE DAMN YOU) flower in your hair, to have long greasy hair, and to smell like LSD.
So, to add to my sorrow for the butterfly, I had the immense rage of my ignorant schoolmates to deal with.
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But holy shit, she actually has a really pretty voice when not being raped by Autotune.
Song is still a piece of shit though.
I'm quite surprised I've had no knowledge of this until now.
Well, everyone knows how I'm spending my Saturday night.
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