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Entry #213
-URRYOWLET.
She is the topic of today's episode of Entahnat Frayenz, and it's been a long time coming.
The reason I haven't done this in a while is because I've been busy turning acquaintances like Virgilia, MyGuitarSicks, and Dan into true Internet Friends, so sorry to my viewer.
With that, let's start the show.
How I met her: We never really properly "met" like I did with most other World Wide Web pals; I'm pretty sure she commented on a shitload of my old blogs before we actually befriended. One day though, she PM'ed me and told me that I seemed like an interesting person, and I told her how wrong she was. This was pretty much the onset of our buddyship.
However, at that point, I was convinced she was PinkFoydZeppelin (I had a hunch), mainly because of their similar taste in music, knowledge of me and my friends, frequency on iSketch, and just overall way of expressing themselves. Pink had just left Newgrounds, so I was eager to become Virgilia's acquaintance, in hopes of trying to make her "New PInk". This is kind of a sick thing to do, and I knew it, However, she became way more than "New Pink", she became "New Favourite Person on the Internet". We bonded over Stickam and iSketch, creating our own inside jokes and talking about our desires to suck Syd Barrett's penis (metaphorically). I discovered that my first impression of her was very wrong, she was a lot more different than I could imagine from Pink. Pink liked the more Roger Waters oriented Pink Floyd Better, while Virgilia like the Syd Barrett led Floyd, and even some of his solo albums. Pink liked the early Zeppelin, while Virgilia argued that some of their later material is acceptable.
Why she's aaaaaaaaaawesome: She's an excellent person to hang out with, she's hilarious, and has excellent musical tastes. She's really easy to talk to, and has an excellent personality. We agree on lots of shit too, like the hottest thing in the world is babby secks and Jimmy Page, and the inhabitants of iSketch are easily trolled and lulzy. I can't even begin to account all the awesome times we had trolling people on chats, or confusing people with our obscure ways.
She's really quite enjoyable, although I've said that a billion times by now.
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